nope, no one is better than troian, it is a law.
Wanna Polka? Recipe here!
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Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.
(Also particularly good FINDERS).
Just taking attendance!
Gryffindor click here
Slytherin x
Ravenclaw x
Hufflepuff <3 x
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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
Brilliant! Yes sir! x
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This is the perfect Tumblr’s photoset.
We are a family and you don’t fuck with our siblings.
We may squabble amongst ourselves, fight and argue, but when it gets down to it we all play in the same big mudhole together. We love each other, even if some of us are too stubborn to admit it. One fandom cannot survive without all the others; we await the new fandoms and help them, shaking, to their feet in this odd land of gifs and fics and fanart. We welcome them into tumblr with open arms.
If any idiot ever dared declare war on any single one of the fandoms, you bet your ass the rest would come running to its aid.
The Fandomily that scrolls together stays together. Forever.
WAIT STAR TREK WERE INCLUDED IN A FANDOM POST!! THIS IS A BIG DAY FOR US. WE THOUGHT YOU FORGOT US WHEN WE MOVED TO UNIVERSITY!!!
THEY INCLUDED STAR TREK HOLY SHIT
Well…. we can’t be Time Lords.
An art student in the UK did this piece for her final. A wedding dress completely made out of divorce papers.
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